Godot HTML5 exports often don't run too well, so download one of the native builds if that happens to you. Sorry.


You are looking at a mildly interactive shitpost, made in less than a week and in response to the "Unspeakable Games" controversy that arose in the Apple vs. Epic trial.

This game is built around a joke that is, if delivered absolutely deadpan, is funny for about 10 minutes. Coincidentally, that's about how long this game lasts. Seems it all worked out.


There's a brief in-game tutorial, but here's the gist of it. Note that it can be played with one hand. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Move with your mouse. Up is up, down is down, etc.
  • Grab game entities by holding the left mouse button (LMB)
  • If you get stuck, reset the current level by holding the right mouse button (RMB) for several seconds.

Assets used

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, HTML5
Release date May 16, 2021
Made withGodot, GIMP, Audacity
Tags2D, Casual, dexterity, Funny, Mouse only, silly, Singleplayer, unspeakable
Average sessionA few minutes
AccessibilityInteractive tutorial

Install instructions

Unpack and run. That should do it.

I only tested the Linux build because I only sporadically have access to Windows PCs, but usually it works just fine.


hhs_win.zip 62 MB
hhs_mac.zip 65 MB
hhs_lnx.zip 63 MB

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